I make people laugh, that's what I do.
I know a lot about nothing, so that must make me . . . Stupid?
How do we get where we are? Some take a straight path, while some take a more curved approach to life. I have taken the road so less traveled that there are doubts to its actual existence. However, it must exist as I am still travelling on it; right? This book actually started after paying for one more therapy session than I should have. I'm at the doctor's office discussing the things going on in my mind: weird stories about chickens, loners, no legged men and real-life events that have scarred me. He looks at me and says that I have a lot of sick, dark stuff in my head; that I have a lot of suppressed feelings. He says, I should discuss these feelings with my wife. What bullshit! I'm a guy! Like I'm going to discuss my feelings with my wife! That's why I got married so I wouldn't have to discuss my feelings with my girlfriend! Three hundred bucks a pop and this asshole sends me home to talk to my wife? Well, ex-wife now, and was that costly. Perhaps they couldn’t handle the skewed views of life that I presented; ideally you can.
The days grew longer and the nights grew shorter, and eventually all there were, were days.
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